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Assassination of Brangwain Spurge

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The elf and goblin kingdoms have been at war for as long as anyone can remember. But maybe that war is about to end. Elf historian, Brangwain Spurge, has one mission – to deliver an ancient artifact to the mysterious goblin king so as to garner peace between their nations. On the other side of the world, goblin archivist, Werfel, similarly has one mission – to host Brangwain while he visits the goblin kingdom and make sure he’s as comfortable as possible. Things don’t quite go to plan, though, in this hilarious satire. As the story cuts between Brangwain and Werfel’s perspectives, it becomes clear that the two are seeing and reporting the same events in a very different light. As a series of double crosses, blunders, and cultural misunderstandings throws these two bumbling scholars into the middle of an international crisis, Brangwain might just end up starting a new war instead of ending it! Told in both text and pictures.

Your young readers will be drawn into this whimsical satire as they begin to question whether the ultimate winner in war is the victor or whomever gets to write the history of it. 

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Grace ★★★★★

I’m a sucker for a good elf-goblin war story, and this one flips the whole “endless conflict” trope on its head with a historian protagonist who’s clearly in over his head. The pacing keeps you turning pages, and the way the two kingdoms’ perspectives clash feels refreshingly real. Just wish I’d gra

Edward Q. ★★★★★

The audiobook version is a treat—the narrator really brings the elf and goblin tension to life. I’d read the print years ago, but hearing Spurge’s dry wit out loud made the whole war feel fresh again.

Thomas Q. ★★★★★

The audio edition is a great way to experience this—the narrator really brings the elf historian's stiff personality to life. I was hooked by the whole premise of a peace mission that goes sideways, and it kept me guessing until the end.